Odd Things 13 - Amendment

I have been charged by my husband to add a little information to yesterday's post. When I blog about him specifically, I usually tell him what I wrote as he doesn't actually read my blog. He just walks by, sees odd pictures, and makes comments. So last night I told him that I listed his odd fears. He takes exception. He does not feel these fears are odd at all and wants me to fully explain why they are not odd.

I have never fallen in the shower.

I have fallen in a hole.

I have fallen while walking with no visible obstacles in my way.

I did faint when I was pregnant with X at the top of some stairs, but I did call him first to make sure he would be there to help me.

I have never sneezed babies out, but his theory: "There's still time."

X was not early. They induced me 8 days after my due date and he still didn't feel ready so at 9 days overdue I had an "emergency" c-section. But twins are different and other people have M a little paranoid.

M used to love horror movies. He blames me for not enjoying them anymore, because I can't handle them. He anticipates my fear apparently, and the manifestation of belly bursters would be the final straw.

There. I feel I have explained fully. I'll let you know if any of his fears become reality! Have a great weekend!!