I'm Telling!!

The other day, Monday I think, something funny happened. M had the day off, so he was sleeping in a bit, and when he joined us for the day he seemed to be a little depressed. I asked him if he had not slept very well, but he said he slept all night, which is sort of rare, but that he was mad. I thought maybe we had woken him or maybe the neighbours had been knocking on the bedroom window looking for X. It could happen. No. He was a little angry that in his dream he had to break up with a girl. This girl:
That's right. While my husband is sleeping I'm competing with Charlize Theron, specifically, Charlize Theron dressed as Aeon Flux. But even in his dreams it's not meant to be. Apparently he had to break up with her because she was being unreasonable about something. He "can't remember" the argument, but the real issue was that she ignored him while he was trying to work it out, so he had to end the relationship. It was very sad. I think he's still angry with her. I may be a terrible wife to say this...but I feel confident that my position will not be usurped any time soon!!! Hahahahahaha!