Quick Funny

Usually this sort of thing would end up on my "X quotes" page, but it's more of a story than a simple quote.

Last night X was having a bath, and started laughing. This is what was said:

X: Hey Mom. You know those Walter the Farting Dog books?
Me: Yeah.
X: They're funny.
Me: True.
X: You know what would be funny?
Me: What?
X: If there was a book called "Xander..." because he's real. That's me. I'm Xander.
Me: Right....?
X: The book would be called "Xander the Farting Man." Because I just farted in the tub.

My son, the comic genius.